mayonnaise is the devil's semen
why the fuck would I want the devil's semen all over my salad? or my burger? or my chips?

why can't people just leave it out, I'm sure the fucktarded lard-arses who enjoy a big glob of demon-spunk to help grease their meal's way down their gullet can work out how to apply it themselves if they're that desperate
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:52, Reply)