fucking big shiny bell-end
Ive just regained consciousness......

I gathered up my chubby little legs in readiness to leap to the pub.

Belly got in the way.

I lost my balance & consciousness upon twatting my head on the coffee table.

Missed the fucking pub.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 3 May 2008, 14:06, Reply)