Cilla Black
This woman pisses me off.

She's had so much plastic surgery that she now looks like the Chattering Cenobite out of Hellraiser (google it), and craps on about how great the sixties were. Because that was the last time you were even vaguely human, you mad cow.

Oh her appearance on 'Room 101' she revealed that one of her pet hates was 'food that isn't wrapped' because that's somehow unhygienic. How much of a sheltered, pampered showbiz lifestyle do you have to have for 40 years to develop a full-on phobia about food that hasn't been wrapped in cellophane by your butler? I bet there's not many starving third-world orphans with that phobia, you deluded, self-absorbed bint.

It gets worse. Like a large number of professional Scousers, she lives nowhere near Liverpool (she has a mansion somewhere near Henley I believe), but this doesn't seem to prevent her from carping on about how great Liverpool is (despite, like the Beatles before her, getting the hell out of there as soon as she could afford it) and having a go at anyone who criticises "her" city.

And she eats orange slices sprinkled with oxo cubes. That's just wrong.
(Axeman Jim, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:49, 3 replies)

*clickity click click*
Oh how right you are - I loathe that woman.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:52, closed)

I Agree.
Mostly.

But Cilla still sang one of my all-time favourite songs.

"Anyone Who Ever Had A Heart"

Thanks for that Cilla.

But if you ever come near me, you fucking ginger witch, I'll smash your head in with a spade.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:56, closed)

i'm from liverpool
and i hate her. she does this city no favours at all by constantly going on about it.
plus, NOBODY from liverpool talks like she does, the fake bitch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:16, closed)