'OK I won't spit/spunk/vomit in your burger. All you have to do is ask!'
Asides from the fact that this statement appears to say we have to ask to not get spit/spunk/vomit in our burger, I'm afraid I love the idea of someone attempting to subtley quickly cum into a burger they're serving to someone, I mean, I would laugh my head off if anyone actually tried to do this.

Also, I think someone might notice.

I'm sorry, maybe I'm sick, but now I just have this image in my mind of the server ducking below the counter for a few moments and hearing the unmistakable sounds of the vinegar strokes before they pop up red faced and breathless with a burger in their hand and say 'Would you like fries with that?', hahaha!
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 13:24, Reply)