Marks out of ten!
Friends of mine were once unlucky enough to live next door to very a 'sensitive' family, the wife of whom would seemingly collapse in a fit of the vapours whenever there was the slightest noise from next door.

One day the Sensitive Family put a letter through my friends' letter box, detailing how their health was failing from all the noise, etc, etc. It was incredibly poorly written, so they found a red pen, corrected all the spelling and grammar mistakes and finished by marking it 6/10 "for effort" before popping it back next door.

That was the last time they received any complaints (and they, the friends, moved out soon after anyway.)

Very satisfying indeed.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Sun 4 May 2008, 13:46, Reply)