There were shed loads of american tourists
in Lanark last year, gawping at the statue of Robert the Bruce in the main street. I couldn't help walking past them and saying, in my loudest and most flamboyant American accent, "Gee I really like this Scotchland, it sure is the nicest city in England I've seen".
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:12, Reply)