Axai
The line 'your pathetic girlfriend is too insecure to have you go out drinking (oh the horror) with someone who is just a mate, in case after a mere few pints of wine we suddenly ignore all the past years of platonic friendship we have had and tear each others clothes off in a frenzy of forbidden lust' makes me think this is most probably a gurl, hence you appear to be attempting to encourage her into lesbianism...

You go gurl! *giggle*
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:29, Reply)