when adverts claim completely unproveable things you couldn't ever measure.
'improves 'shine' by 48& 1/2 percent! ' can boost hair volume by up to 32 point 6 percent!
how do you measure that?

the favourite one is when they claim things like smoking or whatever increases 'mortality' how the fuck does that work? you may be unaware that EVERY living thing on the earth has a 100% mortality rate. FACT. how you gonna increase that? ridiculous. you should just say 'buy our shit' and be done with it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 4 May 2008, 20:34, Reply)