All well and good...
...if it wasn't for the fact that the average IQ of the employees at my local co-op is around three. Yesterday, for example, it took around ten lines of dialogue to even communicate a request for baccy of the right variety and packet size. A variety that was apparently out-of-stock, except maybe for the whole shelf-full I helpfully pointed out, hiding right in the middle of the area they'd just been scouring for a good 30 seconds.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Sun 4 May 2008, 22:31, Reply)