Premium-Rate Text Services for Fuckwits
Has anyone else seen that advert which pollutes the ropier channels on the 'digibox'? A female Irish voiceover tells us to sign up to the 'Perfect Partner' text service. For something like £5, they will text you the initial of your future husband. Every week. Yes, people are apparently now willing to pay actual money in return for A SINGLE LETTER to be sent to their mobile phone. Every week. Chances are, these same people have the right to vote in an actual election too.

Actually, there's a worse one than that. For women who are 'with child', there's another service available. For £1.50, they'll text you the gender of your child.

Christing Arse.
(costas, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:56, Reply)