Revenge (I got most of these from b3ta...)
Get your tub of butter. Empty it out and add a fresh turd to the now almost empty tub. Whack the spread back in and heat it so that it sets back nice and level. Allow thieves to taking your butter out until they get a brown streak and wonder what it is.
Piss in the milk/juice that's labelled as yours that they seem to love.
Add pubes to whatever you think they might take.
Wank off in the mayo.
Keep your eggs hidden until they've gone off, then put them where they usually get nicked.

After a couple of weeks, stick a note in a prominent place explaining to the theiving fuckers what they've been imbibing.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:38, Reply)