Syrupy Emails
Sorry if it’s already been mentioned, but I really despise receiving syrupy emails, you know the type. The ten roses to cheer you up on a Monday morning because you are apparently a “special” person. One is expected to click through a series of rose photos, each with a sentimental message of love, friendship or whatever. It usually finishes by indicating the message must not be kept, but sent on to two people for your dream to come true within the year, to five people to come true within three months and fifteen people to come true today. Geezarse, what a total crock! People who perpetuate this shit are cretins of the highest order.
(Cogitator, Mon 5 May 2008, 5:12, Reply)