my dear friend
who insists on asking how my new relationship is going.

quite terribly, actually. i may love her to bits, and i may be a girl but i have a man-sized fear of commitment, and it's all i can do to stop me from bolting out the door and into the arms of some casual sex.
yep.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 5 May 2008, 8:39, 1 reply)

May I offer my services?
Purely in the cause of keeping your relationship going, of course.
I promise I won't tell after, just post the photos up. And tell everyone how hairy your clunge is.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 5 May 2008, 8:57, closed)