Shower
Living with your parents, and the questionable views they have on your right to privacy (rapping sharply once on your bedroom door and giving you approximately 0.47593 seconds before flinging it open, leaving you no time to conceal whatever naughty things you're up to) the shower is the only proper, real "me" time I have. I'm all relaxed, the hot water is pouring over me, drifting away in my thoughts.. ARGHPISSYMINGEFLAPS I yelp and bolt face first into the front glass wall of the shower as the water goes artic or volcanic.

WHY USE THE DOWNSTAIRS TAPS NOW? What could be SO important that you had to ruin my shower? Did you cut off a finger? Did you shit on your hands? "I had to wash the veg for tea" Fuckers. I spend about 10 minutes in the shower, can't it wait? "NO!"
The (admittedly nearly non existant) humour in this is that I did this to my dad, and he had a right go at me for ruining his shower. Twat.
(reducedfatLOLcat, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:15, 6 replies)

OH GOD
I know I know I know!!!!!!
(oneltrchardonnay, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:47, closed)

I feel your pain
and know exactly what you mean.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:51, closed)

you know what you need?
a surrey flange!
will sort out the shower issue, assuming it's stored hot water you're using...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 May 2008, 12:16, closed)

Oh don't worry
because if and when you live in a shared house they'll do exactly the same to you wrt the shower.
The whole "knock and enter straight away" thing used to piss me off at home. So I moved out.
That and talking through the door at me when I'm in the bathroom. "Alright Tweebian?"
"Nope, can't seem to shift this one. Fetch me a crowbar."
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

^ Made me laugh
Parents are like that. I can not bloody wait 'till I'm out of here to get me some privacy and delight in the fact that my boyfriend lives in another country, giving me a chance to escape every few months for a bit of peace and quiet.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:51, closed)

Many many sympathy clicks.
I'm nearing the end of uni and looking for a job so I can get a flat with Mr Maladicta and not have to move back in with the parents to avoid everything you've just mentioned and more...
( Maladicta, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:46, closed)