Legless
'If I want to fuck a skeleton I'll dig one up.'

Classic. Just classic.

Re the whole post: some people can't help the way they are. I thought I was too thin for ages, and no matter how much I ate I stayed bony (just needed the loo more often).

Then you've got my girlfriend. She's 'curvy',(although this is down to her having enormous breasts, but I digress) but she works an energetic job (bar work at Spoons), only really eats salad and jacket potatoes, walks everywhere, goes down the gym, does performing arts/physical theatre for her degree, yet is still a big girl.

And you know what? I love the way she is. I wouldn't have it any other way. (save her losing a little bit to make her feel happier and more confident. It doesn't bother me, but whatever makes her happy makes me happy) I've always preferred bigger women anyway. I find it more attractive and nicer to curl up to in the morning.

Who says thin is good? Girls, embrace your love-handles and cellulite! Who's with me?
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:01, Reply)