I'm sure I'm not alone in hating
the people who crowd round the doors of a train when I'm trying to get off. I tend to use my cello as a battering ram, which works nicely.
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:28, 5 replies)

Do you live in London or something!?
Down my way, we wait till folks get off first...
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:34, closed)

the train i'm on
is on the way to Kings Cross so lots of commuters barge on while i'm getting off.
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:38, closed)

Southerners, cunts, often not much to tell between the two.
;)

*edit* love the notion of the novel use of a Cello, BTW!
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:41, closed)

I used to be a cellist!
and can confirm that a cello case makes an extremely effective battering ram.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:01, closed)

A bass trombone
in the face has a similar effect. If I don't have it with me, anyone stopping me getting off the train is fair game; especially suits.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, closed)