Muppets in cars
OK, so everyone must have at least one pet peeve about scrotes on the road. You know, tailgaters who get so close they may as well check your prostate while they're there. The pratts who drive at just over half the speed limit and tut and wonder why everyone else on the road is so aggressive as they cause a massive tailback. Signs in the back of car windows such as "small child on board"-"small child driving" more like. And BMW drivers.

Three that really get my goat are:

- People who switch the fog lights on when it gets dark. Why oh why? You have normal lights. They light the road and I can see you. Does it help you to see better? Do you believe that the car lights are controlled by different switches? It just means that it's more difficult to see when your brake light come on.

- People who are unable to use indicators properly. You know, driving around a roundabout with the left indicator on constantly. Or happily driving along with your indicator still going. I'll give you a clue...that incessant 'ticktick ticktick ticktick' sound and constantly flashing light on your dashboard right under your fucking nose means everyone on the road thinks you're going to turn. And that you're a dick who's cut their driving license off the back of a cereal box.

Taxi drivers. Normally I love them...whisking me back home after a night out when I'm too pissed to face the 40min walk home. However, driving behind them when you're sober is a nightmare. WATCH as they slowly drift halfway into your lane! MARVEL as they fail to stick to any constant speed! GASP as they suddenly U-Turn faster than a politician with an election looming!
(Chuffdog, Mon 5 May 2008, 18:11, 1 reply)

Another one...
Drivers who trundle along 60mph roads at 40mph and then, when they get to a 30mph zone... Keep driving at 40mph.
(costas, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:37, closed)