oh Christ don't remind me
"I don't eat cheese."
"YOU DON'T EAT CHEESE? HOW WEIRD!"
"I don't like the taste of it."
"WOW! I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE CHEESE BEFORE! HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE?"
"WHAT, EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE? NOT EVEN CHEDDAR?"
"DO YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"No, I don't like cheddar."
"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"I LOVE CHEDDAR, ME."
"HAVE YOU TRIED CREAM CHEESE?"
"WHAT ABOUT BRIE?"

Fuck's sake. It's about the only thing (apart from mayonnaise) that I won't eat. I'm not lactose intolerant, I like milk, it's just that to me, cheese tastes like vomit. Every so often I'll try some to see if my tastes have changed, but after 30 years they haven't. But tell people this and it's like they've discovered a new species of human being.

I don't like cheese. Now kindly shut the fuck up about it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:04, Reply)