I did read all the thread.

Spimf i do like this and i have clicked
i do however have a strong impression that you are more than bit dykey looking, loose some weight, try some make-up - you never know men might like you.

might want to think about that - or it may never be 'your turn'

;D

(awaits torrent of abuse)
(spimf, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:02, Ignore)

BoBfossil
@Spimf
Whether I'm dykey-looking or not is entirely down to opinions. There's a photo of me on my profile, why don't you look at it and then tell me if I look like a dyke?

Which brings up another question: what does a "dyke" look like? I'm assuming shaven/short-haired, no make-up: in which case, I'm nothing like a dyke.

Men call women "dykes" to insult them, except it's not insulting, unless one is homophobic. If I were a lesbian, I'd take pride in it, and therefore wouldn't mind if I was called "dyke" or "lezzer".
(BobFossil Using life's rich experience to post on the QOTW, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:11, Ignore)

Spimf
*gulps*
sorry bob, really very very sorry.

(you do of course accept the caveat is that the depth of my grovelling is in direct correlation to your degree of fitness)

*touches self in special place*
(spimf, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:34, Ignore)

Spimf and the art of backpedalling like a cunt. Yes, I did read it, and you had to apologise to make it all nice with BoBfossil, as showed above.
Now fuck off.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:24, Reply)