*GROUP HUUUG*
No.

You utter tit NO.

Just because YOU are a "team leader" and think that we should be a happy family does NOT mean I want to be in a Sweaty hug with you.

Nor do We - the team - want to hug each other. We all work together because we're "professionals" but for the love of Edam, Why would we want a physical display of affection?

It's clear that you'll be trying to hug Jessica. She's cute, young and fit, and - yes I know from experience - she shags like an animal... you however are the exact opposite of her. Your belly means that it you manage to get your arms around her, your panting mouth will be RIGHT in her ear-hole. This freaks her out completely and gives everyone who witnesses it the creeps. If you try it one more time we'll lynch you.

No.

Not on your LIFE will we indulge in a group hug. "The Office" is a COMEDY, not an instructional video you short-sighted un-imaginative Tit.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 6 May 2008, 8:30, 1 reply)

Uuuuuggghh
You poor bastard. I work outside for a living, there's none of that office bullshit.

Can't you send an anonymous email explaining what you just posted? It's to the point, cruel and will be devastatingly effective.
(oneltrchardonnay, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:37, closed)