Pet Peeves
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( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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I live in Sweden
Yeah, the ladies are stunning, the winters give you real snow and the summers are great. Transport works, roads are smooth and the government doesn't support the invasion of other contries...
BUT.
The "sexual health" of this country is high on every manifesto that exists. What medium can they communicate though? TV. This in itself isn't a big deal... but WHAT they broadcast and WHEN they broadcast it I have serious fucking issues with.
My missus and I like to watch a wee bit of TV while eating sometimes... and quite regularly an advert for "ladies things" pops up.
Not tampons. I have no problem with them.
Not Sanitary Towels. Again, they have wings and the adverts involve ladies in unlikely sporting activities.
No... We have something worse.
A middle-aged, bespectacled and lab-coated woman appears on screen and addresses the camera and - I shit you not - this is her sales pitch:
"Do you suffer from foul-smelling vaginal discharge? Sometimes very fluid, sometimes more like pus?. This can happen after mealtimes or a visit to the swimming pool and is the result of a PH imbalance... If you do you can buy *insert product here* from the pharmacy etc..."
Thanks. No really: Thanks. I find it hard to express my gratitude for that information.
I WAS eating steak with Bearnaise sauce, and you've just put yeasty stinking vaginal discharge in my mind, with an infuriatingly understanding voice.
Now I'm eating Beef-Curtains and Flange-Pus.
Bastards.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:51, 3 replies)
Yeah, the ladies are stunning, the winters give you real snow and the summers are great. Transport works, roads are smooth and the government doesn't support the invasion of other contries...
BUT.
The "sexual health" of this country is high on every manifesto that exists. What medium can they communicate though? TV. This in itself isn't a big deal... but WHAT they broadcast and WHEN they broadcast it I have serious fucking issues with.
My missus and I like to watch a wee bit of TV while eating sometimes... and quite regularly an advert for "ladies things" pops up.
Not tampons. I have no problem with them.
Not Sanitary Towels. Again, they have wings and the adverts involve ladies in unlikely sporting activities.
No... We have something worse.
A middle-aged, bespectacled and lab-coated woman appears on screen and addresses the camera and - I shit you not - this is her sales pitch:
"Do you suffer from foul-smelling vaginal discharge? Sometimes very fluid, sometimes more like pus?. This can happen after mealtimes or a visit to the swimming pool and is the result of a PH imbalance... If you do you can buy *insert product here* from the pharmacy etc..."
Thanks. No really: Thanks. I find it hard to express my gratitude for that information.
I WAS eating steak with Bearnaise sauce, and you've just put yeasty stinking vaginal discharge in my mind, with an infuriatingly understanding voice.
Now I'm eating Beef-Curtains and Flange-Pus.
Bastards.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:51, 3 replies)
Click
for Beef-Curtains and Flange-Pus.
And I noticed the crafty edit.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:54, closed)
for Beef-Curtains and Flange-Pus.
And I noticed the crafty edit.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:54, closed)
hmmm
Seems you fucked up by learning Swedish. You should have stayed ignorant and enjoyed all the other benefits you listed :)
edit: ^ I think he meant pus.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:56, closed)
Seems you fucked up by learning Swedish. You should have stayed ignorant and enjoyed all the other benefits you listed :)
edit: ^ I think he meant pus.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 8:56, closed)
Beef-Curtains & Flange-Pus
Now stolen and kept in reserve as potential pet's names.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, closed)
Now stolen and kept in reserve as potential pet's names.
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, closed)
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