Jamie Redknapp
On sky sports loves to use this:

"Gerrard has been amazing today, he's literally covered every blade of grass on the pitch."

"That cross to Rooney was literally on a plate"

"Martin Jol's head is literally on the chopping block."

"The crowd behind the goal are literally going insane."

"Scholes has such a great footballing brain. He'll see a picture in his head and literally paint it in front of you."

Fucking. Idiot.
(gin'll fix it, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:41, Reply)