It's not just the cyclists
I have read a fair few posts on having a go at cyclists for not following the highway code etc etc etc. but i have one from the other side of the fence...

Being a cyclist myself I cycle to work every day, along my route is a road where many parents in their huge 4x4's decide to drop off their spawn to school after the 3 min drive from their mansion round the corner, this i have no issue with until they decide to stop smack bang in the middle of the road, not even pulling into the lay by 30m down the road to allow other traffic (cars as well as myself on the bike) to pass, oh no, then junior might actually have to walk to the school gate and we cant have that!
Not only this but the number of times I have nearly been impailed on a car door opening out on me by some fuckwit who doesnt check the mirror before gettin out is starting to get beyond silly. One day i will just go into them full pelt and then see what their insurance companies have to say about it.
(arsebiscuits, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:46, 4 replies)

I like the idea
Of you obliterating your body in the name of teaching these cunts a lesson. Almost Jesus-like.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:48, closed)

I've done this..
..And totalled a door.

For extra points try to go through the window.

However.. you must aim for the center of the door. Catching your neck on the corner of it is potentially fatal. :o/
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, closed)

Can you film it?
Then post it and once we're done chuckling, we'll send you a get well card. *THUNK*
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:09, closed)

Why did you mention points!

If I make it thru the window i'll do a somersault for good measure!

I'm sure there will be enough kids about filming it on their mobiles for that, which is bound to end up on youtube during their next ICT lesson should I ever actually go thru with it.
(arsebiscuits, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, closed)