Company Toilet Training
Congratulations, you have a job.
Hooray: you can wipe your own arse.
Yippee: you get to choose your own diet.

But now you're in the world where you share the toilet.

I'm going to make this short...
Well done on using the toilet brush. We appreciate not having to come eye to eye with your turd-streaks down the back of the pan.
Thankyou for removing the Claggy turd-residue from the edge of the bowl. This is sure to make our toilet visit less of an ordeal....

There's just one tiny thing.

It's all very well leaving a clean toilet bowl, but the general effect is slightly marred when the brush looks and smells as though you've violently bludgeoned an army of turd-monsters to death with it.

Clean the fucking brush.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, 1 reply)

My company
the company I work for has recently introduced humourous verses accompanied by amusing cartoons on the toilet cubicle doors to remind people to clear their shit up.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:20, closed)