"Size doesn't matter"
Don't fucking Lie.

If you have someone panting away behind you and you previously thought they were fingering you, There's a problem.
If it doesn't fit and you think and elephant is trying to finger you... There's a problem.

If you're trying to hump away at someone and you feel as though you're cock is lost in a clown's pocket... there's a problem.
If you've spent AGES eating the lady, she's relaxed and desite the willingness of both parties - you've been struggling to gain entry, There's a problem.

Size fucking matters.

Anyone who trots out that pale, benign and factually incorrect phrase simply hasn't had a size-related sexual failure.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, 6 replies)

It's what you do with it that counts
(Just messing)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:55, closed)

True.
Had it happen once to me. Never told him - there was nothing he could do about having rather (alarmingly) skinny tackle. Fortunately I only had to put up with it a few times as he was a cnut.

Should have told him, "And your cock is crap too!"

But that would have been unnecessarily unkind.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:56, closed)

How skinny are we talking here?
index finger skinny, or pencil skinny?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:07, closed)

Walls sausages

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, closed)

*looks at walls sausages*
*wonders if girlfriend is a liar*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, closed)

Err
I once had one girl who got "the fear" when confronted with my wedding tackle. She absolutely refused to let it anywhere near her as:

"It'll split me in two".

I'd give money to see her previous boyfriends tackle. They must have looked like wee worms...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:46, closed)