Is it just me
or does the original post in this thread seem a tad ironic? -I'm pretty sure that what Purple Jessop really meant to say was that he loves us.

Don't pick on CHCB, she's ace, her writing is thoughtful, creative, intelligent and far better than 99% of the stuff I've seen on here.
Yes, she casually mentioned that she'd been playing with her mimsy, but this was a good thing. The majority of replies to that post weren't about the post itself. It was in these replies that I got to know and like many of the people here, I've added them to my friends and never miss any of their posts.

Kaol -he's been dragged into this a bit, I'm pretty sure he thinks he's alot more high-brow than the likes of al and I, but it is fun to join in sometimes.

althegeordie - is extremely funny, and has me wetting my pants quite regularly. Plus, we're in love, people do stupid things when they're in love.

Me - I'm a nob, this I accept with relish. Nobody will ever force you to read my posts, or my replies (of which there are often MANY), if you don't want to click 'ignore' you can quite easily skip over them.
If I'm reading a story, and within the first paragraph I don't like it, I'll stop reading. It's simple, not something to get worked up about.

@emvee -I explained at the time that the two make-believe stories I wrote were an 'in' joke between me and a few other b3tans. I'm sorry they offended you so much, but I'd like to point out that the first one still made it to the Best page, so there were clearly enough people who 'got' them and liked them.

As for my posts being sub-GCSE level, you got me there. I got Bs for English Language and Literature, and didn't even finish college, but I'd like to think I've learned a thing or two in the ten years since then, and that the many, well-educated (far more than I am) b3tans that read and appreciate my posts don't seem to mind at all.

Oh, and both the posts in emvee's reply above, were fictional, as are about 50% of my posts.

So, in short, if you don't like me or the things I post...

FUCK OFF

*EDIT* I'd also like to point out that I don't participate in the race for 'last' post, I find it annoying, but quite easy to ignore as I have other things to do. In fact, it was shortly after I posted asking everybody to stop, that it seemed to abate, almost instantly.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:45, Reply)