my ex
me: takeaway?
her: sounds great
me: I'm 100% easy and you never are so please choose which kind
her: no really I'm not bothered, you choose
me: righto, curry it is
her: oh I don't fancy a curry
me: OK fine, pizza?
her: no, I don't want a pizza
me: OK, no problem, why don't you choose then?
her: oh anything I'm not bothered

repeat to fade/death from starvation....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, Reply)