I don't have the coalman because we have oil and a woodburner
But my neighbours have the coalman.

I live out in the sticks - no mains gas, no mains drainage - all cesspits. The bus goes past twice a day - once into town and once out of town. When it gets dark here we can actually see the stars.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:52, Reply)