Bob Sinclair
If I had three wishes one of them would be to utterly rid the world of the music of Bob Sinclair. It's horrible. It's irritating. It makes me want to stab myself in the ears. Who buys this shite? Honestly? You know what I particularly hate? It's the whistling. You know, I could probably block it out if it wasn't for the fucking whistling.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:48, 1 reply)

At a family party recently
My uncle said to me, "Do you know how many professional whistlers there are in the UK?"

"Er, no..." I replied, truthfully.

"One," he said. "And if we get him now, we could put a stop to it forever!"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:28, closed)