Fuck's sake
Girls' farts smell of shit, the same as men's.

And honestly?

We really don't care.

In fact if a girl farted in front of me - properly - I'd love her to bits. Nothing annoys me more than the pseudo-coy "oh I never ever fart" attitude. The current Ms. emvee farted on my hand as I was fondling her bum on our second or third date, and I thought it was fucking brilliant. 9 months later and she's still extremely dear to me.

Just let rip and be done with it, if it scares him off he's probably a tosser or a date-rapist anyway.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:47, Reply)