I can't believe I forgot about...
...the fucking annoying ice cream van that drives around my local area all evening playing an incredibly out-of-tune "It's A Small World After All".

You can see his motive on a sunny day like today, BUT HE'S BEEN COMING EVERY DAY SINCE FEBRUARY (and won't stop until November)... Twatfish.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:54, 5 replies)

We have one of those.
One afternoon he came through as I was doing yard work. I lowered my rake and started screaming, "DIE! DIE! DIE!"

He looked distinctly unsettled and accelerated out of there a lot faster than normal, and didn't come back for a while.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, closed)

Oooh...
I'll have to give that a try.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:01, closed)

Right on cue
And there he is now.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, closed)

You need to
scream it in such a way that your face goes red and your veins pop while you keep an expression like a diehard feminist in front of Hooters. (Practice in front of a mirror first- you have to bend slightly forward and tilt your head slightly back to get the red face and veins. With any luck you'll look like Begbie.)




It will definitely scare the fuck out of the driver, and will make you feel good besides.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 May 2008, 20:20, closed)

Perhaps....
.. he is selling mystery meat :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:50, closed)