Escalators on the Underground
Stand on the right. There's a fucking sign. STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT.

And while I'm here, my goat is acquired by people also stopping at the top of the escalator and THEN searching for their ticket in a handbag or something, and then stopping on the other side of the barrier to put it away again. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.
(meat2veg hello!, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:48, 3 replies)

and I suppose
you're one of those twats who think that their time is so important, saving three seconds by elbowing people out of the way and running to the top is going to make a massive difference in their life.
unless you're a brain surgeon mate, no ones time is that important. just chill out, and we can all get to the top of the escalators together. you tool.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 7 May 2008, 1:22, closed)

No.
I do not elbow people out of the way. I am exceptionally polite and considerate, and I make sure I'm not obstructing or impeding anyone when I use the public transport system.
I don't leave litter, I don't put my feet on the seats, I don't have music too loud through my headphones, I certainly don't play music out loud - I even put my phone on silent when I'm on trains and buses. I find it TREMENDOUSLY ANNOYING that people don't extend the same courtesy to me.
The simple fact is that I move at a certain speed. I'm not rushing, I'm just moving faster than everyone else in London.
(meat2veg hello!, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:16, closed)

@tjn
Please furnish me with a detailed itinerary of your daily movements so I may spend a few days walking in front of you at exactly 50% of the speed you wish to travel.
(Musuko, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:56, closed)