Moms throwing things, FTW
My parents have been happily married 30 years this December. They're still very much in love.

I've never seen them fight (although I'm sure they have, just not around us).

Except once.

My dad used to tell my mom it wasn't good for her to drink pop in the mornings, as the caffeine was bad for her.

I suppose it used to really get on my mom's nerves, but she usually laughed it off pointing out he drank an entire pot of coffee by himself every morning.

My mom also suffers from insomnia, so one morning after not being able to sleep for a couple days she walks into the kitchen, looking a little worse for wear, and pours herself a large fizzy glass of Dr. Pepper.

My dad eyed my mom as she sat down at the table and started off "You really shouldn't drink that shit early in the mor...bllaaaarrggg *crash*"

My mom had calmly threw the liquid contents of her glass into his face, then hurled the glass into the wall behind him. Then, in the most polite manner, said "oh, fuck off, I'll just grab a bottle of Dr Pepper on the way into work" as she serenely gathered her purse and left.
(StupidAmericanTourist, Wed 7 May 2008, 1:33, Reply)