Public Transport
I live in Melbourne now - lovely place, you must visit - but used to live in London and thank god I don't anymore however there were only two things better in London than in Melbourne and that is public transport etiquette.

Specifically - standing to the either the left or right of the doors when they open and letting people off - ITS NOT HARD NUMB NUTS - don't stand there gormlessly looking at me as if I have special molecular dispersal powers and or rock climbing equipment that will allow me to pass through you or over you - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY and let me get off rather than engage me in a Mexican stand off.


The other is that at least in London the majority of people do actually (despite a few posts on here suggesting otherwise)- stand on the right of the escalator in the most part and let people pass up the left. Here its like a fucking army assault course and generally caused by those weighing 250 Kilos WHO COULD USE THE FUCKING EXERCISE TO WALK UP ANYWAY thus providing a bit of fluidity in getting up the escalator.

Calm, breathe....Hmmm
(zit, Wed 7 May 2008, 7:44, Reply)