Ikea!
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I went to Ikea once and it was crap.

I'm serious, from the moment I walked through the door and followed the pre-planned route through the warehouse, piped propaganda was playing through hidden speakers like something out of "The Killing Fields".

"Our innovative range of Bollbag bathroom cabinets are available for £13.99 each, which compliment perfectly our Fannibattor lavatory seat covers, in a range of colours".

My skin crawled.
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