For the love of god...
Things that annoy me:
Reality TV shows - why oh why do I want to see members of the public going through a glorified job interview process or making absolute tits of themsleves on national TV? I can walk around any number of towns of a night and see exactly the same (except for the glorified TV interview of course)

I hate management speak buzzwords as well, I mean what’s the point of saying 600 words when one will do

Eg:
Blue sky thinking – any idea goes
Think outside the box – I’m stuffed for sensible ideas
Finger in the air – I have no idea what the numbers are but these sound good to me
Going forward – here’s what we will do next but I want to sound dynamic
I think anyone who uses management bull crap too often should be shot, or at least high fived – to the face hard.

People who don't know how to use indicators. What do they think we all are? Fucking psychic? As a pedestrian and cyclist for many years this used to wind me up, to the point of considering taking a step out in front of these idiots and attempting to sue their arse.

Americanism's in MS products. Why does your autocorrect update a word with the American spelling? if I put an S in such a word as organisation then it means I want an S. Don't change it to a fucking Z like I have no idea how to spell. This wouldn't be so bad but we can't keep default settings on our PC's at work for some reason so everytime I set the language to English UK it still reverts to US next time I get on it.

R'N'B - Why oh Why do the number of incessant chavs around near me have to keep playing it? It's not R'N'B it;s Urban Fucking SOul, or perhaps Rap. Twats.

Emo Whingey Shite - Yes, I'm sure everyone hates and you hate yourself but why do you feel the need to share it with me and the rest of the world? Just sob on your own somewhere. go out and get drunk instead.

Radiohead - wrist slitting music

Chavs - need I say more

I'm sure I shall add more as I think of them
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:57, Reply)