Every time 'Showbiz News' comes on the TV
it makes me want to rip the presenters' faces off, deep-fry them, soak them in acid and then superglue them back on.

Who gives a flying fuck about Amy Cunting Winehouse's crack habit, or that Lilly Allen has just lost her hellspawn to a miscarriage? Why would I care? What makes them think I'm even remotely interested? It doesn't affect me, does it? My ex-girlfriend also lost her child to a miscarriage. Why didn't that make it onto the TV?

Molest my cathode ray tube with this shite again and feel my sword.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:51, 2 replies)

And
if I'm in the middle of watching a film, I WANT TO WATCH THAT FILM! What part of your brain thought that I might be interested in trash presented by some low rate presenter who can't get a job on the proper news.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:59, closed)

Would you really want your ex-girlfriend's miscarriage reported on the news?
It's bad enough having to retract your news amongst family and friends.
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:38, closed)