The British rape it far worse than we do.
Seriously, you lot have far more oddball slang than we do, and do a lot of strange things to the language- I've seen vodka referred to as "voddies", sandwiches are "sarmies", Christmas is "Crimbo", and so on. What the fuck, people! You invented the language and formalized it with the OED- so why don't you speak it? Someone blagged yer copy, guv?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, Reply)