Girlfriends parents
Where do i fucking start. At the moment i am living with them while i recover from a ball busting operartion but i shall soon be free from there evil nazi ways. lets just say they are from the old school of parenting and run there house like an uptight lesbian teacher organises shower time after P.E.

Firstly they tell me that i can take whatever i want from the fridge and then have a go at my girlfriend cause i ate her fucking dads spam, fucking spam, (tightfisted cunts wont buy real ham).

So i become cautious about what i eat from there on and double check with said girlfriend about what i can and cant eat. I ask for a frozen pizza and girlfriend says it's ok but when i was cooking it i was getting a looks from her parnets like i was molestion there grandaughter with a wine bottle. hear them muttering something along the lines of "Pure cheek of it" and "taking Liberties".

I assure you dear reader that i am a humble man who does what he is told but the old cunts are pushing me to my empathetic boundaries. Leaving in a few days and i cant wait for them to find all the rank veg i have hidden in the airing cupboard.

Oh and i have found a rather large and disturbing amount of porn on there home computer that is of the very young teen variety. Screenshots have been taken and i can't wait to bring this out in an argument.

Length- with the help of imported canadian pharmacuticals
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:46, 1 reply)

I Love the porn bit
Leave it as an icon on their desktop with the file path you found it in !!!!
( Tiggy the diver, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:13, closed)