Back now.
You'll never put a story here, you sad sack.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:19, 1 reply)

Initially I was going to
But this 'level of pathetic life-emptiness' is providing entertaining replies, so if I do get round to writing the actual story, I'll put it in a seperate post.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:42, closed)

Course you were Legless.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:50, closed)

you'll have to stop wanking at children first

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)