Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Bloke at workNot so much of one thing as a general all round minger. He half makes an effort but always has stains on his tie. Here's a list of his charms:
1. Has BO, not always but can be fairly ripe
2. Nose picker
3. Dandruff ridden half combed hair
4. Usually has remnants of shaving foam around his face
5. And toothpaste
6. Farts a lot, one day the smell was so bad comments were made to which he replied, "Sorry it must be the Ratatouille"
7. Sniffs, snorts and grunts revoltingly when he's got a cold
8. Plates stack up on his desk, crumbs everywhere, makes mess in the kitchen
9. He coughs and sneezes without covering his mouth. He sneezes so powerfully you can see the spray fly out of his mouth and if he does it sitting down his chair moves backwards about a foot
10. The creme de la creme, I once saw him slowly put his hand down the front of his trousers and scratched the twig and berries. This was followed by a slow withdrawal as he brought the fingers slowly up to his nose for a prolonged sniff, all the time whilst staring straight ahead into the distance.
Lovely stuff.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:53,
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