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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Work stinks.
At the factory I work we've had some pretty foul smelling people over the years but none as bad as a man I shall call "Blossom".

Blossom had BO, not the kind you get over the course of a day, it smelt more like he'd spent a month in the same shirt without showering.

When he walked past it was like a green mist followed him, one woman put her hand to her mouth and nearly threw up.

I recall him bending behind someones chair to tidy up and the bloke in it sitting bolt upright, sniffing and shouting "WHAT THE **** IS THAT????" not realising Blossom was there.

Also a Polish lady told me that she had spent all day with him as his trainer and not only did he stink but he kept farting as well and pretending it wasn't him. Rather her than me.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:34, Reply)

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