Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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As a childOf about seven or eight,I went through an entire term of not brushing my teeth. I couldnt be bothered, I found it boring and couldnt smell my own breath so what was the problem?
Now I moisturize daily, bathe twice daily and have started brushing my teeth every second thursday. I keep the little fingernail on my left hand long for those itchy moments in the anal area and use the right hands fingernails for all other itches. You dont wanna itch with your bum finger, think of the diseases you're spreading across your skin.
Oh yeah, to treat myself, I save the cheese underneath my helmet up all week then on sunday use my bum itch fingernail to scrape it off the old chap and feed it to the pet terrier. After cleaning my finger with bleach, the slight burning sensation gives me the raging horn. So to relieve myself I bugger the dog afterwards.
It's not meant to be funny, it's just what I do.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 13:34, Reply)
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