Pet NamesI once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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I had the best rat in the worldwhen I was a student, called Aloysius (after Sebastian's teddy bear in Brideshead Revisited - pretentious, I know).
I went away to work for the summer, giving her to a mate who knew about rats (OR SO I THOUGHT) to look after. Anyway, the slobbish bastard came home pissed one night, stripped off his t-shirt and flung
it on top of the rat's cage. The rat (as rats do) chewed up the t-shirt. Rat + slobby bastard Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt = rat with blocked lower intestine. Had to be put down and nobody even thought to tell me.
Bastards.
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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 25 Feb 2004, 15:18,
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