Pet NamesI once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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The Cat With No NameWhen I was about six I found a cat in the woods near my house. It was a Calico cat, so that's what we named it. After about two weeks, we decided that that was stupid, so we named it Kitty. Of course, the damn thing eventually ballooned up to about 20 pounds, so we said the hell with it, we'll call it Cat.
Of course, we felt that was a bit redundant, so in the end we just called it "fatass" or "thunderthighs" or "Goddammit, quit pissing on the rug".
We had to put it to sleep because of the pissing, but not before we were forced to rip up the rug and lay tile in my room because apparently that's where the cat felt most at home.
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