Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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One christmas I got two little lizardsthey were Green Anoles, they could change colour from green to brown, they could climb up the walls when i let them out of their tank, they were lovely little lizards, I called them Godzilla and Hedorah in the hope that they would one day grow to gargantuan size.
I loved those little lizards
One day I go into my room and see a huge creature leaping out of the tank
"Blimey! My mutant reptile apocalypse has arrived"
no
it's the fucking cat, it's just ate my lizards
bastard
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:53,
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