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When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?

In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.

(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Boxer Dogs II
PJM reminded me..
Our boxer dog, Ben, wasn't quite as switched on as PJMs:

1. Ben was quite a farty dog, he once managed to light his own fart whilst dozing infront of gas fire. He was very confused about that.

2. When anything changed around the house, Ben had to check it out with a good sniffing.
Unfortunately a full ashtray counted as something new. Inevitably when sniffed, it would make him sneeze back into the ashtray.. he did this day after day. Actually, clearing the debris form the table/wall/floor may have been what finally persuaded my Mum to stop smoking..

3. When out walking on the beach with my brother, he cocked his leg on a woman sunbathing. My brother turned to see what the screaming was about - and just kept walking. To be fair, what could you say?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:13, Reply)

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