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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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Sometimes I read stuff on here while I'm at work that makes me burst out laughing.
I have to stop this happening so I don't look like a mental, so I clench my jaw tight and end up going bright red, shaking and perspiring while the laughter threatens to escape through my nose.

Sweaty officelol.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:39, 13 replies)
Red-faced, clenched jaw and shaking while sitting at a computer?
I'd have thought that looks pretty mental in itself, might as well go the whole hog.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:42, closed)
Fortunately my office is full of daily mail readers so I just look normal.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
That description
Says angry compulsive masturbator more than Daily Mail reader to me.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
You're assuming they're different things here.
Have you ever looked at Mail Online? There's more child pom on there than /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:56, closed)
I never look at mail online
It compels me to masturbate.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02, closed)
^ fucks kids

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:40, closed)
^ Wanted an amnesty on internet noncery.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:06, closed)
I made it all up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:19, closed)
Ow!
My illusions!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:05, closed)
Why must people LIE on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:42, closed)
I just wanted to make that pun :(

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
Where do you find this stuff that's actually funny?

(jezzerh what do I put here?.., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 7:26, closed)
donate and you'll unlock access to the b3ta.com/gold section
hth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:00, closed)

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