Petty Officials
Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Sometimes I read stuff on here while I'm at work that makes me burst out laughing.
I have to stop this happening so I don't look like a mental, so I clench my jaw tight and end up going bright red, shaking and perspiring while the laughter threatens to escape through my nose.
Sweaty officelol.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Red-faced, clenched jaw and shaking while sitting at a computer?
I'd have thought that looks pretty mental in itself, might as well go the whole hog.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:42,
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Fortunately my office is full of daily mail readers so I just look normal.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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That description
Says angry compulsive masturbator more than Daily Mail reader to me.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:55,
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You're assuming they're different things here.
Have you ever looked at Mail Online? There's more child pom on there than /board.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:56,
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I never look at mail online
It compels me to masturbate.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02,
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^ fucks kids
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:40,
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^ Wanted an amnesty on internet noncery.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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I made it all up anyway.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Ow!
My illusions!
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:05,
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Why must people LIE on here?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:42,
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I just wanted to make that pun :(
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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Where do you find this stuff that's actually funny?
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jezzerh what do I put here?.., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 7:26,
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donate and you'll unlock access to the b3ta.com/gold section
hth
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:00,
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