Petty Officials
Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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People dying on ships is always an interesting one.
We had someone pop his clogs on a voyage, and they stuck him in the freezer.
When the got into port and disembarked the (very) stiff, The P and I rep had to persuade the master (not unreasonably, in my opinion) to empty out the freezer and restock it before carrying on with the voyage.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:24, 2 replies)
We had someone pop his clogs on a voyage, and they stuck him in the freezer.
When the got into port and disembarked the (very) stiff, The P and I rep had to persuade the master (not unreasonably, in my opinion) to empty out the freezer and restock it before carrying on with the voyage.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:24, 2 replies)
One of our teacher told us one
About someone who definitively ended his watch leaving Antwerp for Japan. Round trip 6 months. So they stuck him in the back of the freezer for the duration.
Family pissed off at not being warned...
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:58, closed)
About someone who definitively ended his watch leaving Antwerp for Japan. Round trip 6 months. So they stuck him in the back of the freezer for the duration.
Family pissed off at not being warned...
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:58, closed)
It is a bit unreasonable.
What sort of health risk do you think a frozen corpse is compared to say, some frozen bits of dead cow and chicken?
( , Sat 29 Mar 2014, 4:55, closed)
What sort of health risk do you think a frozen corpse is compared to say, some frozen bits of dead cow and chicken?
( , Sat 29 Mar 2014, 4:55, closed)
being frozen doesn't mean it's in sterile stasis
The beef and chicken will have been slaughtered and processed in a way that reduces contamination and infection risk as much as possible.
Hopefully the person died of something non-contagious but I doubt he'd been professionally skinned and gutted.
Though I've never been on a cruise so it could be full on ahoy buffalo bill for all I know.
( , Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:15, closed)
The beef and chicken will have been slaughtered and processed in a way that reduces contamination and infection risk as much as possible.
Hopefully the person died of something non-contagious but I doubt he'd been professionally skinned and gutted.
Though I've never been on a cruise so it could be full on ahoy buffalo bill for all I know.
( , Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:15, closed)
Dunno about you, but
I wouldn't much fancy eating food that had been sitting with a dead body for a week.
There's no real reason for it, but I just wouldn't.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:02, closed)
I wouldn't much fancy eating food that had been sitting with a dead body for a week.
There's no real reason for it, but I just wouldn't.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:02, closed)
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